The Home Depot is known as a helpful place for DIYers and businesses to get the tools, materials and extra supplies that they need for projects. But, you may not know that The Home Depot rivals even Amazon, Etsy and Temu when it comes to ultra weird items.
Thanks to Reddit, odd Facebook ad placements and general curiosity, I have compiled a list of some of the weirdest items you can get now on The Home Depot website.

Pink Cow Gaming Chair
This $290 Pink Cow Gaming Chair can be bought right now on The Home Depot website, and delivered to you – with free shipping. This item is limited to 50 chairs maximum per order, in case you wanted to replace every single spot to sit in your home with this fanciful design.
This chair is sold in traditional cow print, lavender colored and the pink option highlighted above. The Home Depot Pink Cow Gaming Chair is made with memory foam, features a nylon-based fabric, has a 150º reclining mechanism and can support up to 300 pounds. This item does not come assembled, so you will need to round up your herd to help build this designer accessory.

Upside Down Christmas Tree
Sold for $215, the Upside Down Christmas Tree is ready to be installed in your home, giving you (by far) the most unique Christmas tree on the street. This is for those that don’t take Christmas that serious and just like being weird.
This six foot tall, pre-lit Christmas tree contains 600 individual fire resistant branches. It is pre-decorated with clusters of berries, pines and lighting elements. While this item doesn’t have all you need to safely attach it to your ceiling, it does come from The Home Depot – where all your supplies are waiting for this project.

Electric Yardbird Chicken Plucker
This $490 Chicken Plucker is ready to do the hard work of preparing your yard birds for the next meal. You raised them, you fed them, you kept them safe and then you killed them. Let The Home Depot take care of the next step.
This 1.5 horsepower motor is easily transportable with its included wheels and takes the process of plucking down to 15 seconds or less – so they claim. 110 natural rubber fingers work together, while spinning your dead birds at 300 revolutions per minute to totally clean and pluck your next chicken meal.

Steampunk Machine-age Sweethearts Wall Sculpture
The Steampunk Sweethearts metal sculpture can be yours for just $85. Cast from a high-quality resin, made with real crushed stone, these two lovers were destroyed to be built back together again as one.
Hand cast with love, these sweethearts weigh four pounds and are 15.5 inches tall. The metallic look is hand applied by artisans. To quote The Home Depot website, “One steamy solicitor lifts a faux mechanical steel arm to embrace the vintage Victorian industrial machine that makes its motor hum.”

Golden Toilet
Luxury for your rump, this Golden Toilet cost $768. For those that know that time is money, your gold throne awaits. Everything you need to upgrade your bathroom is included in this kit, complete with the toilet, bolts, wax rings and hardware.
This dual flush toilet allows you to choose your amount of water usage. You can help the environment and dramatically “upgrade” your existing bathroom design. While currently out of stock, you can submit your email to be the first notified when this weird Home Depot item returns.

Oscar Mayer Hot Dog Roller
You can cook up Oscar Mayer wieners, on brand, for $60. While not the weirdest option on our list, this branded hot dog roller is built for the household that needs to have all of their dogs warming at once.
The Home Depot claims that this item is, “perfect for cooking hot dogs, egg rolls, pre-cooked chicken dogs, turkey dogs, veggie dogs, sausages and brats…its compact size is perfect for dorms, camping, picnics and more.”

Supersized David Garden Statue
The Statue of David, re-imagined for $172. Bring home a smaller, and yet larger, version of the Statue of David to your backyard garden. This 30 inch garden statue will proudly overlook your garden and has thankfully used one of your plant leaves to cover up.
This hand cast statue is made with crushed stone, cast in resin and hand painted by artisans. He is more modest than the original, but still touts exposed buttocks in the back. David is available for shipping or in-store pickup.

Full sized Medieval Armor with Sword
Protect your home with this Medieval Armor, for sale at $1709. Complete with sword, this resin model medieval armor stands at 69.5 inches tall. As a bold entry piece, or statement for a regal room, The Home Depot is ready to provide.
Returnable for 90 days, so you can truly make sure you appreciate the piece, this medieval armor will shimmer and shine in your home. Weighing 64 pounds, this complete armor replica even features a hinged helmet that opens.
Weird items you can buy from The Home Depot
The Home Depot offers tools for home improvement, the small piece you need to complete a project and also a bunch of really odd items. Have you seen weird objects like this at your local Home Depot?
Looking for a different set of home decor? Etsy small shop, IONOX Media, laser cuts wood creations of ride schematics and theme park maps. I spoke to the owner about how 2020 pushed him to move into this field of work and where he is now.

